MELBOURNE | SWAGGER TURNS 6!


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In The Dark Presents
SWAGGER’S 6TH BIRTHDAY PARTY
Starring Chi Chi DeVayne LIVE from Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 8
MIDDLE LEVEL Of The Bottom End, 579 Little Collins Street

Swagger is turning 6 and we want you to come celebrate the pagan ritual of birthdays.

A celebration dating back to the times of Pharaohs, a celebration filled with such merriment that countless religions have had no choice but to accept. I mean we are so freakin excited because we love birthdays more than gummy bears, puppy dogs, smiles, raindrops, cotton candy oh and even cumshots.

However, we know not everyone likes to celebrate birthdays, like members of the Jehova’s Witness religion or old people. Some may even quote noted American philosopher Jerry Seinfeld who once said “Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year’s gone by and how little we’ve grown.

No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it’s not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end – inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing.” But then this people have never been to a Swagger Birthday Party.

So come and get our cake cake cake cake cake and like the icing off and blow the candles off. And remember presence no presents.

Playing the best in RnB & Hip Hop from the 90’s to Present Day.She doesn’t get ready; she stays ready.

Starring one of our favourite Rupaul Queens – Chi Chi DeVayne.

Chi Chi is a sassy, southern dancing queen who puts the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent into country.

Will she take out the $100,000 cheque and the title of America’s Next Drag Superstar?We think she’s definitely got what it takes…

Come catch this Creole Fish & let her blow your mind with high kicks, cart wheels and a lip-sync so on point you know she means business.

Doors 10pm
Meet & Greet 1030pm
Shows from Midnight

GA : $20 + Booking Fee
Meet & Greet : $50 + Booking Fee
Door Sales : $25
(Professional Photo, Access to Merch, Meet Chi Chi)

BUY TICKETS HERE  RSVP ON FACEBOOK

MARYS

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